Funny MBTI Personality Types Descriptions:
16 Reasons Why the Chicken Crossed the Road
ENTJ : Because I ordered it to cross the road
ENTP: Imagine if chickens continually keep crossing the road. It could be used as a renewable power source!
INTJ: Chickens are stupid.
INTP: Er, I didn't see it. Must have been thinking about something else...
INFJ: How can you be so insensitive as to question the motive of the poor innocent chicken?
INFP: The chicken probably felt unhappy with itself, and since the other side of the road had a more positive energy according to Feng Shui, it crossed to find inner harmony.
ENFP: A chicken crossing the road? This must be a sign that the world is eventually becoming a better place. Rejoice!
ENFJ: I always knew that the chicken would finally muster up enough courage to cross the road, it just needed a bit of gentle encouragement.
ESFP: Because there was a party on the other side!
ISFP: Such a beautiful setting with a chicken crossing a road in the sunset...
ESTP: We had a bet going if it would cross or not, and I persuaded it to cross.
ISTP: If it's not stuck underneath my wheels, I don't care.
ESTJ: Because it was illegal for chickens to remain on that side of the road.
ISTJ: The chicken crossed the road at exactly 15:35, and the crossing took 25 seconds. The reason is unimportant.
ESFJ: Because I helped it cross of course, otherwise the cars would've driven over it, the poor thing.
ISFJ: Because it was God's intention that it would cross the road.
ISTJ: Lord, help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 a.m. EST.
ISTP: Lord, help me to consider other people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.
ESTP: Lord, help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though problems are usually NOT my fault.
ESTJ: Lord, help me to not try to RUN everything. But if you need some help, just ask.
ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me do it EXACTLY right.
ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).
ESFP: Lord, help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.
ESFJ: Lord, give me patience, and I mean RIGHT NOW.
INFJ: Lord, help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)
INFP: Lord, help me to finish everything I sta-
ENFP: Lord, help me to keep my mind on one th- Look a bird! -ing at a time.
ENFJ: Lord, help me to do only what I can, trusting you for all the rest. But would you mind putting that in writing?
INTJ: Lord, keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.
INTP: Lord, help me be less independent, just let me do it my way.
ENTP: Lord, help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.
ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwhatIdo.
The Eight Functions and Fence-Building
Ne - I want to design the fence.
Ni - Why do they want to do this and what is the deal with fences anyway? Is this necessary.
Se - I want to decorate the fence and make sure that it looks stylish and appealing
Si - I’ll take care of looking at the instructions and making sure that we follow the established guidlines.
Te - Is doing this cost effective? Will it be useful?
Ti - I want to analyze the structure and placement of the fence.
Fe - How will it affect the neighborhood, and what will the neighbors think?
Fi - I want it to be my own special fence that I can share with others over time.